son and granddaughter are here and it's gonna become a madhouse in about 10 minutes. yeah, i know... you thought it's "always a madhouse". it is - usually - but it's MY madhouse - LOL. anywhoooooooo, FLOPPY has me working my fingers off. she really thinks i can keep up where her. trust me... i try! so, let's see what i've got for you this week...
well isn't september a popular wedding month??? this would be perfect!
change this to fall colors and you've got that seasonal centerpiece all ready to go!
i'm getting ready to practice my christmas carols here!!! didn't know i play piano did ya?? actually i don't. i dabble and don't even ask me to sing!!!!
once you've checked out all the NEWBIES in the store, you can just add this one to your cart. come on! a tree topper for sure!!!!!
and now FLOPPY's sending me to my room to work on next week's releases! boy, i need to retire!!! haaahhhaaahhhaaaa
here's a little something to keep ya smiling....
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time
And decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the
Proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr.
Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid
And insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids." This was also not acceptable, so they again
Changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives"....thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and
Behinds"....still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost
Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable again ! So they
Tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance. "Nuts and
Butts".....no way. "Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good.
"Loons and Moons".....forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones--Odds and Ends" Everyone loved it.
now that's what i call CREATIVE!!!!
hugs and sparkles.....