so? are we lovin' that manic monday coupon???? that FLOPPY! she's the best. even tho she's busy with trying to move, she still thinks of her customers. gotta love that girl!!! me? i don't have a coupon, but i sure have a few NEW RELEASES for ya. ok. you can move back from the edge of your seat now.... here they are...
is it making you hungry? or are ya out there thinking you have leaves to rake up??? yep. fall is here. today in central illinois it's supposed to MAYBE (key word here) hit 80F. really? the weather people say it hasn't been 80F on october 24 in 141 years. in my opinion? it won't be today either. maybe 79. we'll miss it by 1 degree. only because mother nature is the b***h that she is and just likes to fool with us - LOL. ok. do we care? haaahhhaaa
so, hope you enjoy the new images. here's a little more to make you chuckle....
NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS (which is really a good thing)....
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No”.
Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...”
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”
i'm so glad i'm old - LOL